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Kim Kardashian, Kayne West, and Kaidence? BABY NAME DEBATE

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Yeah, I don’t care either. But here we all are, on the internet in the middle of June. HELLO.

The Kim Kardashian/Kanye West superspawn is rumored to be named Kaidence Donda West. Yikes. ¿Dónde está a better name? Sorry. Suggest your own in the comments. Don’t be too gross! I mean, good luck getting grosser than Koitus.

ALTERNATIVE BABY NAMES TO COMPLETE THE NEWEST KKK TRIFECTA

Khrist (to match Papa Yeezus)

Kal-El

Krusty

Klassee

Kryptoné

Knucleus

Koitus

Kandelabra

Kleavage

Klout (probably the real name already)

Katniss

Kuvenzhané

Kay J (scandale!)

Kash

Kwidditch

Kraisin Klondike

Kaylor Kitsch

Kobra Kommander

Kray Kray

Klepto

Kokomo

Kremlin

Karajuku

Kiki-crest

Kraftmacandcheese

Kabob

Khaaaaaaaaaaaan-yéee

Knarly

Kwest

And some bonus options if the last name is indeed West:

Moon Unit

North by North

Young Man Go

Pilot Inspector

Wilde (on E!)

Key

Kornell

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