Sixty percent of the time, this trailer works every time.
It has many leather-bound books, and it smells of rich mahogany.
It ate the whole wheel of cheese. (Heck, you’re not even mad — that’s amazing!)
It would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
In short: It’s kind of a big deal. And so, without further ado — little Ham ‘n Eggs comin’ at ya! Hold on, people, hope you got your griddles…
There’s so much to discuss here — the advent of the ’80s! Baxter drinking out of a straw! James Marsden as the prince of cable news! Ron and Veronica’s son! Kristen Wiig as Brick’s perfect match! Brian Fantana’s shirtless photo shoot! Ron maybe getting frisky with a lady who is not Veronica! (Maybe she should go back to her home on Whore Island.)
Is the thought of lovin’ this sequel getting so exciting — or would you rather eat a big, red candle than see the whole thing?