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Sound Bites

Notable celeb quotes from the week of June 14, 2013

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”What perfect timing — I’ll just do the exact same script I’m about to use for the Tonys. ‘And the Emmy for Best Revival of a Musical goes to Breaking Bad!’ See, told you it works.”

— Neil Patrick Harris, announcing he’d host the Emmy Awards in addition to the Tony Awards this year

”omg those abs are Real! #nextchapter”

— Oprah, after a lunch date with Hugh Jackman, on Instagram

”Look at this. I just want everybody to witness. I do not want to be in trouble with Michelle. That’s why I’m calling you out right in front of everybody.”

— President Barack Obama, after the aunt of American Idol alum Jessica Sanchez left a lipstick mark on his shirt collar at a White House event

”Someday I’m going to put a sword through your eye and out the back of your skull.”

— Arya Stark (Maisie Williams), to Sandor Clegane (Rory McCann), on Game of Thrones

”First rule of magic: Always be the smartest guy in the room.”

— J. Daniel Atlas (Jesse Eisenberg) in Now You See Me

”Finally starting to come together after having a baby in there!”

— Nicole ”Snooki” Polizzi, showing off her post-pregnancy abs, on Instagram

”We’re not going to, like, set fire to a baby.”

— The Wanted’s Jay McGuiness, after the group’s manager suggests they party too much, on The Wanted Life

”Please don’t be unhappy. I can’t stand it when you have a face like that. Especially after the money I’ve paid for it.”

— Liberace (Michael Douglas), to boy toy Scott (Matt Damon), in Behind the Candelabra

”I will have you escorted out right now, all right?”

— Beyoncé, to a fan at a Copenhagen concert who slapped her on the butt while the star sang ”Irreplaceable”