Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
“Kym looked like Cruella de Vil’s younger, nicer sister. Only one Dalmatian was good enough for her!” —Wiltasaurus
“After Dorothy and Tristan danced, they showed who I think was Zachary Levi in the audience, and okay, he could be a gem, but he’s not even the gem. It’s better. Behind him there was a lady wearing some kind of glittery headband hair extension something or other! I think it may have actually involved some kind of light up fiber optic thingies (that’s the technical term), and I must get one now.” —Jem H
“Jacoby and Karina were channeling their inner Little Rascals at the beginning of their jazz routine. I was ready for them to apply for a bank loan!” —kellen
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