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The male version of 'We Saw Your Boobs': 'We Saw Your Junk'

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Still fuming about Seth MacFarlane’s purposefully tasteless Oscars opening number? The Internet has the answer: A song by prolific YouTuber Kevin Gisi that cites a gaggle of respected actors who have gone full frontal onscreen, including Jason Segel, Richard Gere, Michael Fassbender, and Dustin Hoffman. Sample lyrics:

Kevin Bacon, we saw your junk in Wild Things

Bruce Willis’ junk in Color of the Night

Billy Crudup, we saw your junk in blue in Watchmen

It probably wasn’t yours, but that’s all right

Any notable junk scenes you’d like to add to the list?

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