It’s been a busy winter for professional eccentric James Franco. He has two movies hitting theaters next month: Oz the Great and Powerful, a family-friendly adventure, and Spring Breakers, in which he has cornrows, gold teeth, and a threesome with the star of High School Musical. Franco also appeared in three movies at the Sundance Film Festival, all of them porny. And last week he signed on as the grand marshal at the Daytona 500. That’s all in addition to his other jobs: soap opera villain, cologne pitchman, author, Oscar nominee, Oscar cohost, token human in a Planet of the Apes movie, and grad student several times over. Where will he go from here? Well, we hear there’s a job opening at the Vatican.