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'Happy Endings': EW's Morning Bite

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Submitted by Matthew:

Brad: “My grandma’s nickname for Jane was cocaine.”

Dave: “Cocaine?”

Brad: “She’s skinny, white, the scourge of the black community.”

Dave: “Wow, that’s a special kind of racism.”

Brad (Damon Wayans Jr.) and Dave (Zachary Knighton) on Happy Endings

Check out the rest of your quote submissions from Tuesday, Dec. 11 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!

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