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'Happy Endings': EW's Morning Bite

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Submitted by SnorkJuice:

Max: “A fist bump is a sacred contract between two men’s fists! You can’t just go around turning people’s hands into turkeys. It’s not right. I want it on the record that I hate that guy!”

Dave: “For the last time, there is no record.”

Max: “Then what are we doing this for?”

–Max (Adam Pally) and Dave (Zachary Knighton) on Happy Endings

Check out the rest of your quote submissions from Tuesday, Dec. 4 and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!

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