Yesterday’s Seattle Seahawks/Miami Dolphins game gave the world of pop culture a reason to take notice: the sprinklers went off in the third quarter. Did the Dolphins set them off intentionally in order to rig the game? Doubtful (but that’d be cool, right?). Was it a simple technological error? Most likely. Has every blog in the country condemned the event as an embarrassment/catastrophe/sign of the impending apocalypse? You bet your britches they have.
Of course there’s a bit more to the story than the histrionics. Sprinkler-gate, as we’ll call it, took place on the same day that a Miami politician suggested upgrades to the team’s stadium. In fact the arena, known as Sun Life Stadium, has been the subject of recent debate regarding its Super Bowl potential – in its current state, it is essentially unfit to host the event. The team’s management has yet to ask for public funding to refurbish the place, but that inevitably unpopular request isn’t too far off.
Adding to the headache, the city’s MLB team, the Marlins, are now on the brink of collapse after their reviled owner, Jeffrey Loria, traded off three of their star players. Sprinkler-gate doesn’t merely represent an electrical malfunction, it represents the shaky future of professional sports in Miami. How’s that for synecdoche?
Sorry to burden you with all that sports coverage, PopWatchers. You may now return to Chris Brown and Rihanna.