On the day of Thanksgiving, my true love Lord Mirrorballus gave to me: 12 Torsos Twirling! Here’s a dozen bare chests — from 2012 alone! — to be thankful for this turkey day. Don’t worry, there’s plenty of dark meat (thank you spray tan) to go around.
12. Mark Ballas Tries Sexy I know, I know — you’re as underwhelmed as Katherine. They get better.
Food pairing: Canned peas
11. Derek and the Ladies A little “contemporary” lighting goes a long way for Mr. Hough.
Food pairing: Ambrosia Salad
10. Maks Gets Wet on ‘Ellen’ Sometimes he doesn’t even need to dance!
Food pairing: An exceedingly tart cranberry relish
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