Perhaps you have asked yourself when our cultural obsession with vampires will finally wane. The answer: today.
As a serious journalist, I am proud to present to you the trailer for a new film called Vampire Dog. Shot with admirable low-budget, no-frills charisma, it looks to be a proudly abysmal film that will embarrass the cast later in life — if it doesn’t already embarrass them now. Former Saturday Night Live funnyman Norm Macdonald voices the 600-year-old dog, Fang. Perhaps the possibility of this fate is why Jason Sudeikis decided to return to SNL.