In the wake of all the RNC/Eastwood hullabaloo, we almost forgot to mention Bruce Willis’s appearance on The Late Show last night. Like many in, around, and nowhere near Hollywood, the famously bald action star has been a little down in the dumps lately — all because Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson are no more. The poor guy is so sad, he can’t even say his catchphrase correctly! See how Bruce’s melancholy is affecting his new film, the latest entry in the Die Hard franchise:
Does Willis’s Twi-Hard: With a Vengeance measure up to Will Ferrell’s raw, emotional breakdown on Conan? (That happened August 3rd, which may as well be a lifetime ago — at this point, can you even remember a time when you didn’t know who Rupert Sanders was?) Or did the Expendables 2 star wait too long for his parody?