Poor Prince Harry.
Someone lucky enough to be in his majesty’s naked presence decided to take photos of the Prince’s “crown jewels.” (That was low hanging fruit, I apologize. And I’m sorry for that bad pun, too.)
Then — luckily for us — they decided to be even worse human beings and release the photos. Come on guys, really? You’re partying with a Prince and this is what you do? Not cool. (But also, thank you so much because otherwise we wouldn’t get to see them, so maybe I’m a bit hypocritical.)
Now, his grandmother might care. He is a royal after all. But the rest of us shouldn’t. And here are five reasons why.
1. He’s hot.
2. At least there’s no where to put the swastika.
3. Seriously, have you looked at him?
4. What happens in Vegas is supposed to stay in Vegas.
5. Did I mention he’s hot?