I’m going to call it, rose lovers: The above statement is officially the funniest one-liner ever uttered on The Bachelorette or The Bachelor. (Yes, it even beats “My eggs are rotting!”) And it’s a very big part of the reason that tonight’s episode made me do a complete 180 on Jef with one F. Spoiler alert if you haven’t yet watched, but if you’ve seen tonight’s leg of Emily’s “journey,” I want to hear what you think. Were you pleased with Team Bachelorette‘s handling of Producer-gate? (Personally I thought Arie’s excuse — essentially “I figured it didn’t matter” — was BS, but we’ll never know for sure because they didn’t get it on tape. Amazing.) Are you starting to get some scary vibes from Chris? I mean, what happened to the dorky-cute Bobblehead Guy from night 1? And what did you think of Emily and Jef’s puppet-fueled lovefest? If you ask me, Arie had better step on the gas, because One F just left him in the dust. Finally, WTF was up with those sparkly shorts Emily was wearing in Prague? Stay tuned for my full recap later tonight (UPDATE: Click to read Kristen’s full Bachelorette episode 7 recap and Chris Harrison’s behind-the-scenes blog), but in the meantime, start your venting below!