”Rain and a memorial is such a clichéd combination.” —Fanny (Kelly Bishop), while obsessively planning her son’s memorial, on Bunheads
”Blood may be thicker than water, but oil is thicker than both.” —J.R. Ewing (Larry Hagman) on Dallas
”Trophies don’t talk back.” — Emily Maynard, after a contestant refers to her as a trophy wife, on The Bachelorette
”Lance Armstrong may be in trouble again. An antidoping agency accused him of using performance-enhancing drugs. Federal authorities got suspicious when they noticed an American was exercising.” —Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!