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Sound Bites: May 22, 2012

Memorable lines from ”True Blood,” ”Girls,” and more

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”Welcome to the 66th Annual Tony Awards, or as we like to call it, Fifty Shades of Gay.” —Host Neil Patrick Harris, during his opening monologue, on the Tonys

”I am wearin’ a Walmart sweat suit for y’all. If that’s not demonstration of team spirit, I don’t know what is.” —Pam (Kristin Bauer van Straten), after Sookie (Anna Paquin) tells her she isn’t being helpful with trying to save Tara (Rutina Wesley), on True Blood

”A new study claims that coffee drinkers live longer than people who don’t drink coffee. Of course, coffee drinkers waste all those extra years waiting in line at Starbucks, so it evens out.” —Conan O’Brien on Conan

”I have a lot of friends from preschool — I’m just not speaking to them right now.” — Hannah (Lena Dunham), to Marnie (Allison Williams), on Girls