Debuted 12/3/05; 9 total appearances
This enthusiastic, chatty cashier helped Wiig break out as a scene stealer. No wonder Daniel Radcliffe’s stock boy fell for her during her last appearance.
One of the Two A-Holes
Debuted 12/17/05; 8 total appearances
Alongside fellow a-hole Jason Sudeikis, Wiig noisily snapped her gum, stared blankly, and irritated everyone she met. But, you know, in a funny way.
NEXT: Aunt Linda, Penelope, and gross Shanna
Debuted 11/11/06; 6 total appearances
The only thing America’s Midwestern aunt hates more than Hollywood is running out of hairspray. I’d give her three eye rolls and a big “Oh, brother!”
Debuted 3/24/07; 7 total appearances
The consummate one-upper is always undermining, but her brags aren’t always lies: Penelope really is best friends with Liza Minnelli and a tomato!
Debuted 10/4/2008; 7 total appearances
The black sheep of the singing Meryl family is one of Wiig’s weirder creations — but admit it, even you were touched when she found love, Italian-style, with Jon Hamm’s swaggering Gionni Prosciutto.
Debuted 12/6/08; 4 total appearances
If you like gross-out humor, then you’ll love Shanna, a breathy bombshell who’s not as sexy as she seems.
Debuted 1/17/09; 5 total appearances, plus 1 Christmas special
Her name is Gilly, and she’s at it again… and again… and again. Considering your reaction to this post, I’m guessing this mischievous grade schooler won’t be winning any popularity contests. Sorry.
NEXT: Kat of Garth and Kat, Judy Grimes, and the final poll
Kat of Garth and Kat
Debuted 2/19/09; 8 total appearances
As one half of this never-prepared musical duo, Wiig showed her chops by keeping up with Fred Armisen’s wacky improvised songs. The bit was impressive — but it always seemed like these two cared more about cracking each other up than making the audience laugh.
Debuted 4/12/09; 6 total appearances
A nervous travel agent who talkslikethis — just kidding, she talks like this — just kidding, she talks really fast and doesn’t give very many travel tips just kidding just kidding, just kidding.
Anastasia Sticks of Hollywood Dish
Debuted 11/7/09; 3 total appearances
One Wiig character who could have stood to recur more often: this rubber-faced entertainment show host, who weirded out celebrities alongside Bill Hader’s Brady Trunk.
Mindy Elise Grayson
Debuted 11/21/09; 8 total appearances
Mindy Grayson, ’60s stage siren, is as bad at playing Secret Word as she is at acting; as the Post once wrote about one of her plays, “The only way it could be called a hit is if you put an ‘s’ before the ‘h.'”
So, who gets your vote — for both best and worst? And is anyone hoping to mount a write-in campaign for Triangle Sally? Have at it!