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'Modern Family': EW's Morning Bite

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In the weird, self-contained alternate universe of the Boat Party, artists who are marginal in the real world were transformed into bona fide celebrities. A…Submitted by Juan:

“Please! She’s a gym teacher. She is to teaching what Dr. Seuss is to medicine.” 

— Alex (Ariel Winter) on Modern Family

Check out the rest of your quote submissions from Wednesday, May 16, and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!

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