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Soundbites: May 18, 2012

The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ”Girls,” ”Game of Thrones,” and ”Modern Family”

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”Okay, but like, except for the fact that I haven’t had sex, I’m, like, totally not even a virgin.”

—Shoshanna (Zosia Mamet) on Girls

”We’ve had vicious kings, and we’ve had idiot kings, but I don’t know if we’ve ever been cursed with a vicious idiot.”

—Tyrion (Peter Dinklage) on Game of Thrones

”We all agreed the multicultural, multilingual song time is not too much to ask.”

—Brennan (Emily Deschanel), about her daughter’s day care, on Bones

”One of the most anticipated movies of the year, maybe even of the decade, comes out tomorrow. It’s Marvel’s The Avengers. It’s all the superheroes gathered together…. It’s nice — it’s kind of cool to see all the characters responsible for my virginity together in one film.”

—Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!

”My friend Molly’s dad bought a sports car, and now he lives in a studio apartment and dates a girl who works at Forever 21 — which she won’t be for two years.”

—Alex (Ariel Winter) on Modern Family