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Sound Bites: May 11, 2012

The best lines from the week in TV, featuring ”The Good Wife,” ”30 Rock,” and ”Community”

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”I’m not gay, I’m…flexible.”

—Kalinda (Archie Panjabi) on The Good Wife

”Republicans release a new anti-Obama attack ad. I can’t wait to hear what country he was born in now!”

—Stephen Colbert on The Colbert Report

”This is New York State, bitch. Anyone can marry anything now!”


—Hazel (Kristen Schaal), to Jenna (Jane Krakowski), on 30 Rock

”For the first time in 40 years, more Mexicans are leaving the United States than are coming to it…. Not because of our economy, ’cause they’re sick and tired of explaining that Taco Bell isn’t real Mexican food.”

—Conan O’Brien on Conan

”A passing grade? Like a C? Why don’t I just get pregnant at a bus station?”

—Annie (Alison Brie), to her professor, on Community