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'Modern Family': EW's Morning Bite

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In the weird, self-contained alternate universe of the Boat Party, artists who are marginal in the real world were transformed into bona fide celebrities. A…Submitted by Linds:

“Phil, do we really have to go through this again? I told you that I would do everything possible to make sure that your skeleton ends up in a science class at a women’s college.” 

— Claire (Julie Bowen) to Phil (Ty Burrell) on his instructions for handling his dead body on Modern Family

Check out the rest of your quote submissions from Wednesday, April 18th, and come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!

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