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SoundBites: April 13, 2012

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”You love your children. It’s your one redeeming quality. That, and your cheekbones.” —Tyrion Lannister (Peter Dinklage), to his sister, Cersei (Lena Headey), on Game of Thrones

”I don’t need any more bad luck. Do you know how many mirrors I’ve smashed just thinking it was a blond woman mocking me?” —Jenna (Jane Krakowski) on 30 Rock

”I hate wedding receptions. I wish the bride and groom would take a cue from Bilbo Baggins: Slip on the ring, disappear, and everyone goes home.” —Sheldon (Jim Parsons) on The Big Bang Theory

”You don’t look like a whore. An idiot, maybe. Or both. Yes. A whorediot.” —Malory (Jessica Walter) on Archer

”I’m not ready to die. I still haven’t seen Gloria Estefan in concert yet!” —Woody the coroner (Kurt Fuller) on Psych

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