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'Happy Endings': EW's Morning Bite

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In the weird, self-contained alternate universe of the Boat Party, artists who are marginal in the real world were transformed into bona fide celebrities. A…Submitted by LH64:

Penny: The only people who can get away with being mean are rock stars or brain surgeons or Mr. Phil.

Jane: You mean Dr. Phil?

Penny: Come on. It’s a Ph.D, everybody calm down.

— Penny (Casey Wilson) on why she has to lie to appear nice on Happy Endings

Check out the rest of your quote submissions from Wednesday, March 28th, and make sure you come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!

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