Penny: The only people who can get away with being mean are rock stars or brain surgeons or Mr. Phil.
Jane: You mean Dr. Phil?
Penny: Come on. It’s a Ph.D, everybody calm down.
— Penny (Casey Wilson) on why she has to lie to appear nice on Happy Endings
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