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'New Girl': EW's Morning Bite

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In the weird, self-contained alternate universe of the Boat Party, artists who are marginal in the real world were transformed into bona fide celebrities. A…Submitted by Linds:

“If you’re going to seduce me, don’t dress up like my Aunt Freida at Seder.” 

— Schmidt (Max Greenfield), when Cece (Hannah Simone) tries to role play as a sex-cretary on New Girl

Check out the rest of your quote submissions from Tuesday, March 27, and make sure you come back tonight to share your pick for best sound bite!

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