Studies have shown that Hidden Gems of the Week, EW.com’s collection of reader-submitted ridiculata, is the best way to enjoy Dancing With the Stars without ever having to turn it on. It’s a visual feast of sparkles, fringe, and stunning awkwardness. Ready to go down the rabbit hole? Behold this bountiful smattering of Visible Gems!
MOST VALUABLE GEM (MVG) OF THE WEEK: EYES ON THE PRIZE
“Mark Ballas staring at the Mirrorball Trophy after Melissa and Maks’ dance like ‘My Precious.'” —Meg, endorsed by Colleen, debbsjo, Fridgedancer, Cindy, Lily, Bvonly, jmm, Anthony, WiltedYouth, Jem H, Mee Dee, Amanda
“After Chelsie and Roshon’s judges’ comments, as Tom was motioning them off the floor, the spotlight in front of the red curtain between Tom and Chelsie’s faces looked like a smiling devil.” —Lin
The lady over Len’s right shoulder looks like Mona from Who’s the Boss? And Sophia Petrillo is over his left. Someone give her a phone book so she can see.” —gigi, endorsed by Liz
“You are totally right. Maybe she could sit on her basket-weave purse?” —Amy in Pittsburgh
“This jaunty pleased-with-my-comments kick from Roshon.” —Fringe Fairy
“The sight of Maks fake-crying. Never thought I’d live to see the day. He did it right before his performance, too! True hidden gemster, that Maks.” —WiltedYouth, endorsed by Kevin M. Kawa
“The last shot of Maks towering above Melissa in the final slide; the glaring spot light blocked out Maks’ head! (Did Carrie Ann call for it on a silver platter already?)” —Sugar
“Nice cameo/solo for Impeccably Manicured Trumpeter!” —orville1970
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