”’Webster’s dictionary defines’? That’s the Jim Belushi of speech openings. It accomplishes nothing, but everyone keeps using it and nobody understands why.” —Annie (Alison Brie) to Jeff (Joel McHale), after she hears the opening line of his wedding toast, on Community
”I’m stressed out all day long. It’s like you’re ripping the side block out of my mental Jenga.” —Schmidt (Max Greenfield), on his relationship with Cece (Hannah Simone), on New Girl
”I wonder what the cast of Jersey Shore does on spring break. Do you think they go to school for a week?” —Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
”We were great together. We had an unspoken language. We finished each other’s balloon animals.” —Cam (Eric Stonestreet), on his old clown partner, on Modern Family
”Unfortunately, unless Harry’s Law really took off this week and no one told me, you two are the biggest stars at the network.” —Jack (Alec Baldwin), to Tracy (Tracy Morgan) and Jenna (Jane Krakowski), on 30 Rock