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Want to spend a week in the 'Jersey Shore' house?

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Last August, my cruel EW.com overseers sent me to a press junket at the Jersey Shore house. The house had a stench more often associated with the darker corners of Moscow: Sweat, unwashed grime, dead rodents, vodka-scented vomit, unrefrigerated peasant food. And now, MTV is going to open up that den of misery to Jersey Shore fans: Via Facebook, you can enter a contest to spend a week in the Shore house.

You can even bring up to four friends with you, although if you have trouble finding friends who aren’t interested in catching neuro-syphilis from a hot tub, I assume that MTV will provide you with a “friend,” and that friend will be Ronnie, and he’ll spend every day telling you how much he loves you and every night screaming how much he despises you. Oh, these crazy Jersey Shore lives we lead!

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