Entering the phrase “Girl Gone Wild video” into Google is a precarious business, and we can only imagine the things you’ve seen on your way here. So we commend you, good reader, for finding this Madonna teaser video relatively unscathed!
And if you in fact were not looking for a preview clip of a new song from Madge’s forthcoming MDNA, then, um… perhaps you’ll be interested in seeing grainy black-and-white footage of a 53-year-old sex symbol wearing latex and chains, smoking cigarettes, and wedging herself into a throng of shirtless gay boys?
Hey, don’t knock it until you try it:
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