Unless you’ve spent the offseason under a rock searching for hidden gems, you know that Dancing With the Stars hosts Tom Bergeron and Brooke Burke will announce the season 14 cast on Tuesday’s Good Morning America (ABC, 8 a.m. ET). I know who they are — fringe fairies know everything — but I’m not allowed to tell or they’ll revoke my mining privileges. I’ll give you a clue: There might be an athlete! Just kidding just kidding just kidding — they never have athletes.
Look for the official cast announcement on EW.com tomorrow; in the meantime here are….
JUST BARELY A FEW OF THE PARTS OF THE BALLROOM I’VE MISSED THE MOST
The stairs to the Celebriquarium (but not that name, really)
The red velvet cake Mirrorbowl!
The scary THIRD FLOOR “balcony” of the new and improved set
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