Despite likening her 16-day marriage marriage to a coffin, Sinead O’Connor is ready to jump back in.
Eight days after announcing the end of her relationship with Barry Herridge, the singer — known on the Twittersphere as @vampyahslayah… or should I say Mrs. vampyahslayah? — gleefully tweeted their randy reunion.
“Spent beautiful evening of love making with nine [sic] other than husband! Who turned up angelically we decided to be boyfriend and girlfriend.”
Seven hours later, O’Connor explained further, “we did rush so we gonna return to b friend g friend an be sickenly happy an go counsellin an move in in like a yr like regular people.”
As for the haters, she railed,”f*** every other mother****** who dont like it.. so me all happy!! me love me hubby.. he love me… f** who no like it.. God is good!”
According to O’Connor, it was Herridge who pushed for the reunion: “me husband is a big hairy cave man an came to claim me with his club.” As of an hour ago, she remained resplendant, tweeting a simple “Tee-hee.”
So there you go. Another day, another beautiful love story. What do you think, music fans? Is this now-rejiggered union built to last?