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SoundBites: Nov. 25, 2011

Notable quotables from ”Up All Night,” ”Saturday Night Live,” and more

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”I have got a Glock in my purse and superb night vision.”

—Ava (Maya Rudolph), trying to scare off an intruder while babysitting, on Up All Night

”You know, Blake [Shelton] doesn’t get enough credit. Did you know that he came up [with] the idea for that big show he’s on? For years, whenever Blake would sing, people would instantly turn their chairs around.”

—CMA host Brad Paisley, making fun of Blake Shelton for his role on The Voice, on the CMA Awards

”You’re actually thinking of Zack Morris from Saved by the Bell.”

—Emma Stone, to Andy Samberg after he says Spider-Man can stop time, on Saturday Night Live

”Gentlemen, if I’ve learned one thing, it’s to not let a little thing like murder get in the way of having a good time.”

—Castle (Nathan Fillion) on Castle

”If it doesn’t hurt the first time, I’ll keep poppin’ ’em out.”

—Katy Perry, discussing the number of children she plans to have, on The Ellen DeGeneres Show