If you can’t stand the idea of watching another Kardashian being interviewed about Kim’s divorce or simply the use of the unforgivable, made-up word “momager,” then by all means look away. (In fact, look at this instead. Happy place!) But, if you can’t help but be fascinated by the Kardashian saving-perpetually-stunned-face media blitz, check out Kris Jenner‘s visit to Good Morning America on Thursday.
In what is nothing more than a krazy koincidence (let’s give the Kardashians some credit, they have made intentional misspellings much more fun), Jenner was promoting her new book Kris Jenner… And All Things Kardashian when the topic of her daughter’s divorce came up. “Wow… I couldn’t have been hit with anything more shocking,” Jenner told GMA correspondent Lara Spencer, in regards to learning the news about Kim.
Jenner goes on about Kim’s “heartache and pain” and how fixated everyone seems to be about the 72 days (but we were all holding out for 75! so close!), but the real highlight comes when the reality star/author talked about her short-lived son-in-law Kris Humphries. When asked about whether or not he should expect the $2 million, 20.5 carat diamond engagement ring he gave Kim back, Jenner dug through her derogatory term pocket and said, “I hate an Indian giver. It’s a gift … keep your gift.” (And then she did this. Probably. It all turned to white noise and my vision got blurry when they said “momager” again.)
Truly, if there’s anything the Kardashians hate, it’s someone who is concerned with possessions. Watch the full clip below: