We at EW scoured the TV line-up last night to find the best one-liners from your favorite shows. Though Thursday’s shows were, as ever, teeming with spooky, sexy goodness courtesy of The Vampire Diaries, Community, Parks and Recreation, and The Big Bang Theory, to name a few, it was Scranton’s favorite new CEO who got our ears perked up with a rumination on the true meaning of Halloween. Read what Robert California had to say below.
Want more? Read Erin Strecker’s recap!