We at EW scoured the TV line-up last night to find the best lines from your favorite shows. Certainly Monday is full of quotable quips from the likes of How I Met Your Mother, House, Gossip Girl, and Castle, to name a few. Yet it wasn’t a scripted line that caught our attention last night. As they sometimes say… you just can’t make this stuff up. See our pick below!
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