If you found Samuel L. Jackson’s reading of Go the F–k to Sleep to be hauntingly poetic, then you’re really going to enjoy his prose on Twitter. It’s true, the Oscar-nominated star has finally joined the Twitterverse and his feed brilliantly reads as if someone had made a fake Samuel L. Jackson Twitter account in which every post sounds the way we imagine Samuel L. Jackson says everything. Sample tweets so far: “I’m feelin’ da love! U got a muhfu–a all choked up!”, “I got gnats in my muthafu–in’ dressing room!” and “Can-a muh fu–asay f–k on here?” You can, Samuel L. Jackson. You can.
Ah, if only he’d joined Twitter when that pesky Bronx Zoo cobra had escaped and was running rampant. I feel like Samuel L. Jackson would have known just what to say to him.