I was just watching a clip of tonight’s episode of The CW’s H8r — in which Kim Kardashian confronts a rather salty woman who openly hates her (pictured) — and kept imagining what would happen if someone suddenly reached over and attempted to flick Kim’s doll eyes shut. I’ve been fantasizing about this for months. Would she continue to smile placidly and caress her synthetic doll hair? Would the doll lashes snap off? Would she cross over to an even darker element and become the Kim Kardashian Old Navy Robot? Would she die? Because dolls are supposed to die when you do that.
I just might tune in tonight (8 p.m. ET) in hopes that H8r host Mario Lopez eventually just reaches over and gives it a shot. (Could be better than another X Factor auditions episode, I presume.)
Is this why Kim was voted Most Annoying Celebrity of 2011? Because dolls are annoying? I try not to keep up.