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Shark Night 3D Review

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Shark Night 3D | Christine Quinn drowning in Shark Night 3D
Steve Dietl

Shark Night 3D

type:
Movie
Current Status:
In Season
Wide Release Date:
09/02/11
performer:
Chris Carmack, Dustin Milligan, Sara Paxton
director:
David R. Ellis
distributor:
Relativity Media, Rogue Pictures
genre:
PG-13, Horror, Thriller

We gave it a D

A bunch of zero-body-fat co-eds are chum for a shark-infested lake in this uninventive attempt at a B-movie screamer. If you’ve ever watched a big scary thing attack a scantily clad thing (the fundamental pleasure of schlock cinema), there won’t be any thrills left in the well-worn tricks that director David R. Ellis (Snakes on a Plane) pulls out here — especially since a PG-13 rating keeps things strictly TV-safe. Instead, Shark Night 3D is a ho-hum series of kills and lulls so predictable that it doesn’t even look like much fun for the sharks; when they open wide, they might as well be yawning. D