Now that we know that actress, model, jewelry designer, and Old Navy enthusiast Molly Sims will be hosting an incredibly necessary Project Runway spinoff on Lifetime called Project Accessory, I feel a PopWatcherly duty to help her come up with a fairly lame but subject-specific sendoff line for each week’s eliminated contestant.
It won’t be that easy; it’s not like she’s German. (She’s probably a little German.)
HOW SHOULD MOLLY SIMS SHATTER PEOPLE’S DREAMS?
“Buckle up for the ride home.”
“I’m bagging you.”
“Nobody be jeweled by the rocks that you got.”
“You just weren’t clutch enough.”
“If you shoes to go, you may. Please do go.”
“You are no longer wanted as an accessory to this crime.”
What? These are great!
Whatever, nothing’s ever going to be as bad as Jonathan Adler’s “See you later, decorator” sign-off from Top Design.