”Werewolf and a vampire? Who’s going to listen?”
—Alcide (Joe Manganiello), after Bill (Stephen Moyer) tells him they should pray for gunshot-wounded Sookie (Anna Paquin), on True Blood
”You know what lesbians bring on a second date? A U-Haul. They move in.”
—Rosie O’Donnell, to Larry (Larry David), on Curb Your Enthusiasm
”It’s the end of an era in reality TV: TLC has announced that this will be the final season of Kate Plus 8. So finally, some good unemployment news.”
—Jimmy Kimmel on Jimmy Kimmel Live!
”Who asks you to play Bang, Marry, Kill and then gives you Stephen Hawking, Stan Lee, and C-3PO as choices?!”
—Sara (Danneel Ackles), after going on a bad date with a geek, on Friends With Benefits