Your movie is called A Good Old Fashioned Orgy. What’s the largest number of people you’ve ever been naked in front of at once?
In person, about 300. But if we’re counting onscreen nudity, then it would be whatever number of people saw MacGruber — so also about 300.
Your old SNL pals Kristen Wiig and Tina Fey have had great years. What percentage of you is happy for them?
110 percent of me is happy for them. And 180 percent is really, really jealous. And the rest is busy playing Tiny Wings.
Have you ever yelled, ”Hey, there’s Will Forte!” in a crowded room just to see what would happen?
I did once. And sadly, all I heard was a bunch of ”Who?” It was like an owl convention. But then I felt better because I realized I was actually at an owl convention. I didn’t know owls had those.
You kissed James Franco in an SNL skit in 2009. How much rehearsing did you do?
We didn’t have time to rehearse the kiss. We were too busy j–king each other off.
What are you planning for MacGruber 3?
We’re definitely gonna make Kristen Wiig’s part a little bigger and we’re gonna call it Bridesmaids 2: MacGruber 3. And the MacGruber 3 will be in very small print.
I can’t think of any more questions. Can you help me out?
How about a simple ”How was your day, dear?” You never ask me that anymore. What happened to us?