The invitations are sent (don’t be sad, Ellen, we didn’t get one either), the gifts purchased (every newlywed needs a $375 candy jar), and an epic love story that was eight whole months months in the making will finally come to fruition when Kim Kardashian weds Kris Humphries tomorrow in Montecito, Calif. Kardashian, who wore a white pre-wedding dress to her rehearsal dinner Thursday night, tweeted, “What a fun night w family & friends! Now I’m sleeping in late tomorrow!” only to tell us a few hours later, “Even when I could sleep in I woke up early!” What suspense!
Since the excitement leading up to the four-hour E! wedding special in October is just killing us — killing us, I tells ya! — here are some ways to kill the time before Kardashian’s big day:
-Gaze adoringly at your ‘Kim + Kris 4-Ever’ commemorative plates
-Do the next best thing and marry the Old Navy lady
-Call a friend, take a hobby, go to work… something… anything
Of course, no one today is more anxious than Ms. (not for much longer) Kardashian herself, but she can’t let those pre-wedding jitters get to her. She’s still got a checklist of things to do:
-Take deep breaths
–Direct traffic for attendees
-Remember your dress
-Help us find our dignity. We seem to have lost it.
Are you secretly (or, okay, not so secretly) excited for Kardashian and Humphries’ wedding this weekend? Share in the comments section below!