- TV Show
- run date
- Jason Bateman, Michael Cera, Portia de Rossi, Will Arnett, David Cross, Tony Hale, Jessica Walter, Jeffrey Tambor
- guest performer
- Liza Minnelli, Charlize Theron
- Fox, Netflix
A rep for 28-year-old Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants actress Amber Tamblyn confirmed her engagement to 47-year-old
comedian David Cross actor-slash-former analrapist Tobias Fünke to US Weekly on Wednesday, instantly sparking the inevitable May-December wedding debate. “She’s barely older than Maeby!” cried nobody. “Mrs. Featherbottom would never approve,” added an anonymous made-up person. “Frightened inmate no. 2 deserves far better than this no-name, fame seeking hussy. What is House M.D., anyways? OVER-RATED!”
But to die-hard Arrested Development fans, a far more important debate looms than the one concerning the age-appropriateness of this pairing — who should the couple ask to join their sure to be memorable wedding party? Clearly, family is the most important thing (after breakfast), so Maeby is already a shoo-in for Maid of Honor. As for Best Man, the typically dependable Michael would be the obvious choice, but you have to have back-ups in case he decides to start a new life in Phoenix. George Sr. would probably bring the Cornballer, GOB would add a touch of Aztec magic, and Carl Weathers’ taste in fine cuisine would make him more than capable of handling the culinary planning. George Michael’s youth and inexperience make him a dark horse candidate, but his cautious nature and extensive knowledge of QuickBooks would surely keep the new couple’s spending at bay.
What do you think, Arrested PopWatchers? Which of these candidates would have the couple’s back in the event of a fire … sale? Should they invite Ice in case of a Bluth-tastrophy? More importantly, how will Tamblyn react when she finds out her mate is a never-nude? Let us know in the comments!