The new, summery trailer for HBO’s Bored to Death (returning Oct. 10) contains no scoop, no teasers, no real insight as to what season 3 has in store for us. But here are five gritty Coney Island delights that Jason, Zach & Ted’s Excellent Adventure does offer:
5. Beastie Boys soundtrack
1. Ted Danson drinking a martini on a carousel
What more do you really want out of summer?
Not pictured: Everyone riding the Cyclone and consequently losing all sensation in the lower left corners of their skulls for a few days. (Just me? Oh.)