True-bies, you might be noshing on a new season, but I ask you now to dig into the far corners of your brain for your old friend, EW.
Later this week at Comic-Con, we’ll be interviewing Kristin Bauer van Straten in our swanky EW studio, and after our sit down, we want to play a game: Mad Libs with Pam! But we need your help.
We invite you to submit a few sentences that we can piece together for an awesome Mad Lib about Pam — and featuring any other characters you wish — that we can get her to complete for us. (The finished product will be posted here on PopWatch!)
— Pam must be the main character.
— Story must follow True Blood history and lore. (Eric is her maker, Pam’s evil, etc.)
— Three sentences max.
— Rated PG-13. Write dirty fanfiction on your own creepy site (…then email me and let me know where that is)!
Dressed in her [ADJECTIVE] leather [NOUN – CLOTHING], Pam walked up to [TRUE BLOOD CHARACTER]’s house with a goal…
Feel free to bounce ideas off of each other, too. (That’s what comment threads were made for!)