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SoundBites: July 22, 2011

Memorable quotes from Jennifer Aniston, Paris Hilton, and more

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”I was slightly familiar on the topic.”
—Jennifer Aniston, about filming The Break-Up and referencing her mega-public divorce from Brad Pitt, on Inside the Actors Studio

”I know I’m a vampire, Snooki!”
—Amnesia-plagued Eric (Alexander Skarsgård), calling Sookie the wrong name, on True Blood

”I need to go to a freakin’ archaeologist. What are those people called? The ones who crack your back?”
—Paris Hilton, after Pilates class, on The World According to Paris

”You know what you are? You’re a social assassin.”
—Jeff (Jeff Garlin) to Larry (Larry David), after Larry is asked to tell someone to stop using the term ”LOL,” on Curb Your Enthusiasm

”I dated a guy who was into S&M and his safe word was ‘more.’ It was very confusing.”
—Rebecca (Cynthia Nixon) on The Big C