It most certainly does not. And Final Destination 5 is here to teach all the ways in which death refuses to be cheated. In the August 12 release — starring Courtney B. Vance, That Guy from Fired Up!, and the always creepy Tony Todd — there’s plenty of upper body nudity, just not the kind you’re expecting. For full details on the latest gleeful riffs on mutilation, see the full trailer below:
Yes, my friends, that’s two (not one!) shots of men meeting their shirtless demise on a massage table. And this is just the trailer. Imagine the moobalicious carnage to come when the full feature hits theaters. And that’s without mentioning the spine-tingling schadenfreude of a construction worker — or, more specifically, his junk — falling squarely on an upright, and very sharp, beam. Or the gymnastics interlude. Or the Lasik-gone-wild kicker. After four installments of mystical murder and melee, Final Destination 5 is showing no signs of stopping. Wish I could say the same for all those cars that were plowing down the bridge at the beginning of the clip.