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Hermione's most classic Type-A quotes

Words of wisdom (and admonishment) from Ms. Granger

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”Actually, I’m highly logical, which allows me to look past extraneous detail and perceive clearly that which others overlook.”
—To Harry in Deathly Hallows—Part 1

”Now, if you two don’t mind, I’m going to bed before either of you come up with another clever idea to get us killed — or worse, expelled.”
—To Harry and Ron in Sorcerer’s Stone

”I’ve always admired your courage, Harry, but sometimes you can be really thick. You don’t really think you’re going to be able to find all those Horcruxes by yourself, do you?”
—To Harry in Half-Blood Prince

”…you’ve got the emotional range of a teaspoon.”
—To Ron in Order of the Phoenix

”Stop, stop, stop! you’re going to take someone’s eye out. Besides, you’re saying it wrong. It’s Levi-O-sa, not Levio-SAAAH!”
—To Ron in Sorcerer’s Stone