Only a few weeks after the release of Pirates of the Caribbean: On Stranger Tides, possible directors — including Tim Burton and Sam Raimi — are already being floated around Hollywood for the next film in the Johnny Depp series. We offer a few suggestions (along with proposed titles). But don’t worry, we’re winking underneath this eye patch.
F — – You, Pirate
Pirates of the Caribbean: Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of the Soul’s Anguish in the Face of Nature’s Resplendent Savagery
Arrr, It Be Complicated!
Swashbuckled: How the East India Trading Company Hijacked Us All
Why Did I Get Married to the Sea?
Robo-Pirates of the Caribbean: Rise of the Sunken
M. Night Shyamalan
The Pirates Are Actually Aliens and It’s All a Dream