Congrats John Edwards! Apparently, someone else in this universe has been named the “lowest form of s— there is in this world.” And that person, according to Real Housewives of Orange County‘s Tamra, is dear old Slade, who, in a promo for June 12’s reunion (embedded below), has some kind, gentlemanly words for his housewife nemesis that I will not repeat here, since, unlike these women, I am not a horrible person.
Other subjects tackled in the sure-to-be-juicy season 6 reunion: Alexis and Peggy’s friendship (or lack thereof), Vicki’s separation from husband Donn (who says randomly in the promo, “I don’t think the way this went down was treated with class or dignity.” Whether he’s referring to his separation or Charlie Sheen’s exit from Two and a Half Men is not known, because Bravo loves its unspecific soundbites!), and, of course, Gretchengate, which has become as tired as Rip Van Winkle. Really, ladies? Accusing Gretchen of sleeping around behind her fiancé’s back is so season 4… and 5. Now please click the jump to see the promo while I beat my head against a wall for so badly wanting to watch this.
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